• How do you get a bass player off of your front step? Simple. Just pay for the pizza.
  • What do you say to a bass player in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise.
  • What’s the difference between a pizza and a bass player? A pizza can feed a family of four.
  • What do yo call a bass player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
  • A little boy comes home from school and says to his mom; I want to be a bass player when I grow up. His mom smiles and replies, “you can’t do both, son”.
  • The gene responsible for bass playing has been isolated. A cure can’t be far away now.

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