- How do you get a bass player off of your front step? Simple. Just pay for the pizza.
- What do you say to a bass player in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise.
- What’s the difference between a pizza and a bass player? A pizza can feed a family of four.
- What do yo call a bass player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
- A little boy comes home from school and says to his mom; I want to be a bass player when I grow up. His mom smiles and replies, “you can’t do both, son”.
- The gene responsible for bass playing has been isolated. A cure can’t be far away now.
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