- What’s the definition of an optimist? A banjo player with a mortgage.
- What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? Most people take their shoes off when they jump on a trampoline.
- What’s the difference between a banjo and a lawnmower. You can tune a lawnmower.
- What’s the least used sentence in the english language? Is that the banjo players Porshe?
- A breaking news story: Terrorists have hijacked a bus full of banjo players, on their way to a Banjo Convention. They will release one banjo player an hour until their demands are met.
- How can you tell the difference between banjo songs? By their names.
- Why are banjo players a fiddle players best friend? Because without them the fiddle player would be the most hated instrument in the band.
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